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162.Nobody available

162.谁都没空

I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that I had left the light on in the shed. She could see from the bedroom window.

那天晚上,我刚要上床睡觉,妻子告诉我说我没有关储藏室的灯,她从卧室的窗户看见那还亮着。
As I looked for myself, I saw that there were people in the shed taking things. I phoned the police, but they told me that no one was in this area to help at this time, but they would send someone over as soon as they were available.
我也透过窗户朝那边看,发现有几个人正在偷东西。我赶忙报警,但是警察局说现在没有警察在我家的这片位置,他们一有了人手就马上派过来。
I said OK, hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police back. "Hello. I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've shot them all."
我说没问题,然后挂了电话,等了一分钟,又给他们打过去:“警察局吗,一分钟以前我打过电话来,我告诉你说有人正在我家的储藏室偷东西。但是现在没事了,因为我刚刚开枪把他们都打死了。”
Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" I replied with "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
随后,五分钟之内有六辆警车来到了我家,警报也响了。当然,他们当场抓住了窃贼。有个警察对我说:“我记得你说你把他们都打死了。”我回答道:“我记得你说现在谁都没空。”

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available [ə'veiləbl]

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adj. 可用的,可得到的,有用的,有效的

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minutes ['minits]

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n. 会议记录,(复数)分钟

 
shed [ʃed]

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n. 车棚,小屋,脱落物
vt. 使 ...

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response [ri'spɔns]

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n. 回答,响应,反应,答复
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